Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. He now has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball much further.
Tiger's wife has improved his game. She has made him a truly scratch golfer.
How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even miss a water hazard that was right in front of him.
What were Tiger & his wife doing out at 2.50am? They were out clubbing.
I'm not surprised that Tiger is a bit below par at the moment, he was trying too hard for a birdie.
I find it difficult driving at that time in the morning. You can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's been dropped by Gillette after saying that his accident was the closest shave that he has had.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball much further.
Tiger's wife has improved his game. She has made him a truly scratch golfer.
How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even miss a water hazard that was right in front of him.
What were Tiger & his wife doing out at 2.50am? They were out clubbing.
I'm not surprised that Tiger is a bit below par at the moment, he was trying too hard for a birdie.
I find it difficult driving at that time in the morning. You can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's been dropped by Gillette after saying that his accident was the closest shave that he has had.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
